House of 1000 Corpses Review

House of 1000 Corpses

2003

Rated: R

B.J. Rated: R

Two teenage couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of Murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic back water family of serial killers.

One of Rob Zombies first films, start out with a few kids going on a road trip to find weird road side attractions to put in their book their writing. What they don't expect would of definitely been a great book to write........ But do they even get to start writing the book?

Damn is the only word I can use to describe what you are going into. DAMN!!! Rob Zombie does not hold back any punches in this first film of a double feature.

To start of its hard to see a purpose of watching this film really only other than seeing what happens in the end and or for the horror?

I even started questioning myself while watching this..... there seems to be no plot really just murder and weird parties that make them feel what they are doing is somehow normal or right?

But of course you cant stop watching it because your just waiting to see what can be worse than the last five minutes.That being said I did like that fact that it was a very different kind of horror movie. More in the reality realm of like WOW THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN LIKE TOMORROW...... I just hope I never run into them ya know!

This movie is not for the faint of heart of for people who get grossed out easily.

Be warned and don't tell me I didn't warn you!

B.J. Rating: 1 1/2 Fist Pumps

Taken 2 Review

Taken 2 

2012

Rated: PG-13

B.J. Rated: PG-13

In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper mills killed while rescuing his daughter.

They pissed Liam Neeson off again!

Why do they keep trying to do this? He just wrecks through all of them like a wrecking ball!

The movie was so awesome. I am still debating if it was better than the first but it was a great sequel.

He brings in new techniques and gadgets to defeat the scum that are after him! Nothing is a repeat besides the taking part from the first film......... well and a few other obvious parts. But other than that still very entertaining and very fun to watch.

Taken 1 and Taken 2 are definitely movies you will want to add to your collection.

And even learn some tricks just in case you ever get taken???

B.J. Rating: 3 Fist pumps! 

Grave Encounters Review

Grave Encounters

2011

Rated: R

B.J Rated: R 

B.J. Rated R for language.

For their ghost hunting reality show, a production crew lock themselves inside an abandoned mental hospital that supposedly haunted - and it might just prove to be.

I was expecting A LOT more, just because it got hyped up. But overall it was a good scare. It is different from all your other ghost movies. IT has some twist that you would not be expecting.

And it also has some spots that will just make you jump like you got electrocuted.

I enjoyed watching this since we are ghost hunter enthusiests. And they did a well job in making it look like it was real...... well you know for the most part. We all know none of the movies you see are really real, not after the Blair Witch Project. 

Back to the subject at hand, I do recommend this film for a night scare or a date night. This will for sure get the girl or guy to get closer to you :)

Enjoy!

B.J. Rating: 2 Fist Pumps

The Collector Review

The Collector

2009

Rated: R

B.J.Rated: R

Desperate to repay his debt to his ex-wife, an ex-con plots a heist at his new employers country home unaware that a second criminal has also targeted the property, and rigged it with a series of deadly traps..... Real freaking deadly! 

One of the best horror films I have seen in years. This is original and very entertaining to watch.

Its so intense when it starts going and the night just gets darker and darker. Things happen that you never thought were possible. It makes me never want to bring any one over to work on my house. Specially if I was rich.

After watching this movie I was sitting there saying there has to be a sequel.............please!

But either way, its great date night material. The ending is one that you will keep for the rest of your life!

After watching so many horror films I still hadnt seen one like this, to where it just left me an AWWW, 

thinking no freaking way..................

The end.

B.J. Rating: 2 1/2 Fist Pumps

The Bourne Legacy Review

The Bourne Legacy

2012

Rated: PG-13

B.J. Rated: PG-13

Centered on a new hero whose stakes have been triggered by the events of the previous three films

Surprisingly enough the movie was able to captivate you like the first 3 films. It is action packed with punches, twists and turns. It will take your full attention from the beginning of the movie all the way to the end! It will have you grabbing on to the arm rest in a death grip the whole time!

What I loved the most is how different the story is from the first 3 films. Sure it keeps the general idea, but its starting a whole new story all over again. If you liked the first three, this movie is a must see.

The movie is definitely one you will like to add to your collection at home!

B.J. Rating: 3 1/2 Stars

Chernobyl Diaries Review

Chernobyl Diaries

2012

Rated: R

B.J.Rated: R


Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl Nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone. So I went into this movie expecting something crazy, and that is what you get CRAZY.

This movie keeps you at the edge of your seat. Once the "poop" hits the fan there is nothing stopping this storm of suspense.

Through the whole film I was just anxious to see what "IT" was? Is it human? Is it an animal?

What was that?

You will soon find out..... get some good munchies, turn off the lights, and turn up the sound. Your in for a hell of a ride. The story behind the film makes it that more interesting, because when you are done watching this film you are going to Google the events.

This movie was definitely better than what I was expecting.
Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl Nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone.

B.J.Rating: 2 1/2 Stars

The Tall Man Review

The Tall Man 

2012
Rating:R
B.J.Rating: PG-13

When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children.

Let me start by saying the trailer is very deceiving. This movie in all definitions is not a horror film........ Do not be fooled.

I would put it in Drama/Mystery category.

The story starts off in a poor town with a lot of economic problems, at the beginning of the film you feel lost! But don't worry the end of the film will make you feel like it didn't matter. 

Anyways the trailer explains pretty much everything except that it is not HORROR, besides the point you get kids missing, people crying, population starts going crazy speculation, myths, blame someone, attack! 

A few jumpy scenes and it does build up pretty well but the end was a bit of a disappointment to me.

The movie is pretty good for a weeknight, but I would not recommend it for a weekend.

And this is definitely a rental from Redbox do not spend more than a dollar to see it.

B.J.Rating 1 1/2 Stars