Snatch Review

Snatch

2000

Rated: R

B.J. Rated: R (Language)

Well lets begin............AWESOME!

I love everything about this film. The way it portrays the lives of the characters is so good and very well done, that you feel the characters are real not just in the movie but walking down the seven eleven.

The actors that were chosen for this film did such a well job in acting for all of their parts.

I think my favorite character was either "Bullet Tooth Tony" or "Mickey". Take your pick.

So many elements in this movie that are done in other movies all the time. And the whole story just goes so well together and it is so smooth in a bumpy kind of fashion.

I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see an awesome film and remember it for a very long time!

But be warned you may want to do what you see in this movie.

Watch it and you will see what I mean.

Was nothing less than Magical if you will?

B.J. Rating: 3 1/2 Fist Pumps 

B.J.'s Top 13 Horror Flicks

Here is your 13 best Horror flicks to watch during Halloween. To surely give you a scare!

Starting from the top:

1. The Changeling - 1980 - The father of Haunting/Paranormal movies.
2. Halloween - 1978 - Dang that's old, but who cares. This is what started it all....
3. The Exorcist - 1973 - Let just put it this way, people were crying and fainting at the premier!
4. The Shining - 1980 - Cabin fever? Or just plain crazy, you be the judge.
5. Halloween II - 1981 - The only true sequel to a movie. What could be better............
6. Psycho - 1960 - A true Horror Classic.
7. The Decent - 2006 - If your claustrophobic and wonder what lurks in the dark, watch this!
8. The Collector - 2009 - When you stay home instead of going on family vacation this is what happens!
9. The Ring - 2002 - Nothing to do anything about a ring really just scary as hell!
10. The Blair Witch Project - 1999 - The name says it all, and its all true. Promise Google it.
11. Insidious - 2010 - Something evil lurks and its not what you expect.....creepy!
12. Sinister - 2012 - I hope this is not real.......... Just ignore the noises you hear at night.
13. Trick R' Treat - 2007 - What Halloween should be like every year!

   Bonus Movie 14. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 1997-2003 - If you think you can handle all 13 previous films prepare your self for a real doozie. 7 seasons later.............. Brian why did we add this one to our list again?

Well we hope you enjoy your Halloween Happy Haunting's!

Paranormal Activity 4 Review

Paranormal Activity 4

2012

Rated: R

B.J.Rated: PG-13

It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a women and a mysterious child move in.

I have to say this one was better than I expected and what all the other critics have said.

I do agree that I think the last 3 were a bit more jumpier but this one is just as creepy as the first 3 films.

This movie has parts where it will make you jump and make you say holy S*!?

So it starts out classic where someone is filming for no good reason. I love it how all the Paranormal's don't really say why they are filming or show you want makes them start filming. Except for the first Paranormal Activity they start filming because they start seeing weird things happen.

Anyways back to the movie at hand, I do recommend this for a fun Halloween movie to see with your friends. It was very fun to watch and entertaining as well. As the ones before this one, they are all setting up the next one. And if you have seen any of the Paranormal Activities expect to see the same stuff just in a different setting. Nothing new here other than faces.

But If you do want a fun or a Halloween movie to watch you may want to watch this one, but I don't recommend buying it thou.

B.J. Rating: 2 Fist Pumps!

The Devils Rejects Review

The Devils Rejects Review

2005

Rated: R

B.J.Rated: R

The murderous, backwoods firefly family takes to the road to escape a vengeful police force which isn't afraid to be as ruthless as their targets!

This film definitely tops its prequel House of 1000 Corpses! IT IS A SAVAGELY WILDLY WRITTEN PIECE OF WORK THAT WILL HAVE YOUR JAW DROP!

Like the one before the same crazy as hell family literally speaking just gets crazier and crazier doing anything necessary to stay out of jail and out of police view. 

Rob Zombie did a better job writing and directing this one. I enjoyed this one more than the one before. It is more composed and not so raw if you know what I mean. 

After watching this killing mess you will be shocked and most likely think differently about road trips and who you talk to.

I would rent and also buy this film. It is to give you a reality check scare! Thou I dont know if I would recommend it for a date night........... yeah probably not I would stay away from this one.

B.J.Rating: 2 Fist Pumps

House of 1000 Corpses Review

House of 1000 Corpses

2003

Rated: R

B.J. Rated: R

Two teenage couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of Murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic back water family of serial killers.

One of Rob Zombies first films, start out with a few kids going on a road trip to find weird road side attractions to put in their book their writing. What they don't expect would of definitely been a great book to write........ But do they even get to start writing the book?

Damn is the only word I can use to describe what you are going into. DAMN!!! Rob Zombie does not hold back any punches in this first film of a double feature.

To start of its hard to see a purpose of watching this film really only other than seeing what happens in the end and or for the horror?

I even started questioning myself while watching this..... there seems to be no plot really just murder and weird parties that make them feel what they are doing is somehow normal or right?

But of course you cant stop watching it because your just waiting to see what can be worse than the last five minutes.That being said I did like that fact that it was a very different kind of horror movie. More in the reality realm of like WOW THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN LIKE TOMORROW...... I just hope I never run into them ya know!

This movie is not for the faint of heart of for people who get grossed out easily.

Be warned and don't tell me I didn't warn you!

B.J. Rating: 1 1/2 Fist Pumps

Taken 2 Review

Taken 2 

2012

Rated: PG-13

B.J. Rated: PG-13

In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper mills killed while rescuing his daughter.

They pissed Liam Neeson off again!

Why do they keep trying to do this? He just wrecks through all of them like a wrecking ball!

The movie was so awesome. I am still debating if it was better than the first but it was a great sequel.

He brings in new techniques and gadgets to defeat the scum that are after him! Nothing is a repeat besides the taking part from the first film......... well and a few other obvious parts. But other than that still very entertaining and very fun to watch.

Taken 1 and Taken 2 are definitely movies you will want to add to your collection.

And even learn some tricks just in case you ever get taken???

B.J. Rating: 3 Fist pumps! 

Grave Encounters Review

Grave Encounters

2011

Rated: R

B.J Rated: R 

B.J. Rated R for language.

For their ghost hunting reality show, a production crew lock themselves inside an abandoned mental hospital that supposedly haunted - and it might just prove to be.

I was expecting A LOT more, just because it got hyped up. But overall it was a good scare. It is different from all your other ghost movies. IT has some twist that you would not be expecting.

And it also has some spots that will just make you jump like you got electrocuted.

I enjoyed watching this since we are ghost hunter enthusiests. And they did a well job in making it look like it was real...... well you know for the most part. We all know none of the movies you see are really real, not after the Blair Witch Project. 

Back to the subject at hand, I do recommend this film for a night scare or a date night. This will for sure get the girl or guy to get closer to you :)

Enjoy!

B.J. Rating: 2 Fist Pumps